Credits:

 

Produced by Colin “Stu" Christie

Lyrics by Rob Reisenweber

Music by Johnny Mandel

Arrangement and vocals by Aaron Vail

 

 

 

 

 

Lyrics

 

From within the bar I can see

People standing on the tee

Cold beers wait there just for me

I jump for joy ’cause I can see…

 

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STUicide is painless

It brings on happy changes

And I can sip or chug beer as I please.

 

A simple shot I try to make

And then it falls into the lake

I wonder why I participate

Then remember my beer tastes great

 

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The game of golf is hard to play

The beer cart seems so far away

Drop to your knees and softly pray

She’ll come by soon and save the day.

 

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A solid drive goes quite far

The next shot sliced and hits a car

Yet make the put and save the par

A worthy tale for in the bar

 

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From many lands we all do come

To FeSTUval to be with chums

And all agree and speak as one

Drinking beer is Num Num Num

 

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A drunken Stu once asked of me

If I knew or could I see

A place where he could have a pee

and I said 'how ‘bout on that tree!'

 

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STUicide is painless

It brings on happy changes

And I can sip or chug beer as I please.

...and you can do the same thing if you please.